at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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