All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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