somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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