so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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