Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today