My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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