his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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