i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
our cab driver is having phone sex.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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