I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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