Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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