If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Randomize
