When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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