i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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