oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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