I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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