ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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