Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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