in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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