let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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