yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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