with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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