In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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