My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
