do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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