Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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