so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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