Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"it" just moved
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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