Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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