This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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