do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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