you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize
