'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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