Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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