haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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