your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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