Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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