okay pat passed out under dana's car
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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