Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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