): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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