He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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