Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just want nice things and good sex
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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