garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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