shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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