yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm both gender and math confused
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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