The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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