What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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