If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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