He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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