So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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