I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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