he shaved USA in his pubs
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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