She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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