what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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