we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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