Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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